MUSICIAN JOKES

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A band conductor asks his musicians, and yes, also the drummer, to pull out a chart.  He then says to the singer "Now the last two measures of the verses I want you to go into 5/4 time, and then sing the choruses in 7/8".  The singer, a bit puzzled, says "But why would I want to do that?"  The conductor replies "Well that's the way you sang it last week."

From Doug

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The son of a guitar player tells his father "Dad, I want to be a guitar player."  The father replies "I'll tell you what...I'll give you some lessons on the bass and if you practice real hard and prove to me you are dedicated I'll then give you some guitar lessons."

The son agrees to this and they have their first lesson that Tuesday afternoon.  The father teaches his son about the E string, what fingers to use and how to pluck the strings correctly.

The next Tuesday comes around.  The father begins to look around for his son.  The father looks in the son's bedroom where his son is playing video games.  "So how's the E string coming along?  Did you have fun practicing?" he asked.  "Yeah kind of" the son said.  The father asks "Ready for your next lesson?"  The son replies "Sorry Dad, I have a gig."

From Doug

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Q: Why do bands have bass players?

A: To explain to the drummer what the other guys are talking about.

From Ashley W.

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Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

A: Drool.

Ed O. - Ventura

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